Early may
I am writing this weeks later and the beginning of the dream now escapes me.
In a castle, it is dark.
There are two sisters, princesses, on a platform below the floor I am looking at. Separated from the ground I am on. There is a table for feasting between the two. I see them fall asleep. I am in the mind of a homosexual man with shaven head who has come upon them and is thinking while watching them sleep of how much they have and how they do not deserve it. He is a wizard. He takes all they have and I see him race away down the hall with a flash of sparkling blue: one of the dresses he has taken from them.
Then it changes to pink, and I am inside him as he slides down the stairs on his butt. I see that he will soon surely crash into the gate at the bottom of the stairs, as the stairs turn to the left but he is going to fast. I don’t care because I am not him but only spectating from inside him. As we near the bottom and the gate, the bars slide apart to admit him. He is then suddenly on a swively rolly office chair, moving fast and bumping into the walls to maneuver. After a few bumps and direction changes I shoot out through a door into a gymnasium. There is a long table to my right. I bump into something (this is really much like the ping pong game on the computer) and the kings and queens move the chairs to admit my chair as I come zooming into their table.
The queen is annoyed at my interruption and therefore says ‘why don’t we let our guest say grace?’ so I start up the only prayer I know but try to paraphrase stupidly “please bless us, lord, and this food, which is a gift from you…” someone to my left down the table mutters ‘no shit!’ and I giggle, burst into laughter and that is the end of the prayer.
The queen is annoyed and I am enjoying annoying her.
I realize to my immediate left is jerielle, in a red dress fit for this renaissance table of royalty. I ask her what she’s doing here. Apparently she comes to these things often. She gets out a few magic tricks like those I played with when I was a kid and we set to trying to remember how to work them.
